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i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE 

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i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes


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there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

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Ok, prompt: It's a sweltering hot night, in the middle of summer, Delphine is asleep and Cosima decides to slowly wake her up.


bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbecause she’s hot as HECK and delphine is a clingy sleeper and cosima runs hot and it is positively stifling she is burnin up like seriously delphine i love you but i need you to mOVE YOUR FINE FRENCH ASS to the other g d side of the bed

except delphine is also a heavy sleeper so here little cosima is left to trying to shove this deadweight mass of gangly limbs off of her and it is going terribly and she’s working up a sweat and can’t see what she’s doing because it’s dark and she took off her glasses before going to bed, obvs, so she’s straining and kicking and shoving and then there’s just a THUD and a yelp

and cos is like oh. shit. 

and then a groggy little voice just pipes up from behind the bed like “cosima….i was not on the floor when i went to sleep” and cos is like “uhhhh yEAH about that….”