Magic is real. I can touch it and command it and I need no faith for it to fill me up inside. If you are looking for your higher power, there it is.
Cosima: Sarah don’t do the thing
Sarah: *does the thing and shrugs*
Sarah: Cosima don’t do the thing
Cosima: *does the thing and apologizes*
Sarah and Cosima: Alison this is a bad idea…
Alison: *has already done the thing, shrugs*
Sarah, Cosima and Alison: Helena don’t -
Helena: *an explosion is heard in the distance* Seestras…
The World of Thedas [1/2]
Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf
instead, he fucking stays
where he belongs
and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.
So, the students take matters into their own hands.
"You’re the best teacher EVER" is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.
by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.
(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.
Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)
- un-disgruntle yourself
- comfort someone
- be comforted
- go to a quiet place
- press a magic button and fix everything
- get a hug
- see something cute
- hear rain noises
- play cute games
- cut something/someone (blood)
- break something
- open a window
- have a guided relaxation
- listen to nature sounds (or here)
- do nothing for 2 minutes
- play the piano
- make cute ecards
- make cool music (ex.)
- get an idea for what to do
- avoid boredom
- watch a dream
- have a stickman adventure
ob meme || [4/9] outfits
↳ Cosima’s sweater
i love tummies because some are really pale and some are tan and some have freckles or hair/happy trails and some are flat but some are round and some are in between and bellybuttons are so cute and your tummy is where you can feel laughter so therefore all tummies are beautiful (◕ᴗ◕✿)
finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.
this is beautiful
That fact that ‘Fight Club’ is being taught seems — to me — to underscore the dearth of novels that explore male issues. The past years have given us so many books, from ‘The Color Purple’ to ‘The Joy Luck Club’ to ‘How to Make an American Quilt,’ which depict women in groups and relationship, but almost no books depicting social models for men. That’s my two cents worth.
this makes me hate things
Wait, so Fight Club was genuine? It wasn’t satire of men feeling impotent rage at the prospect of women making gains toward equality?
I’ve legitimately thought it was satire for the last ten years, and now I feel even grosser about my teenage self.
Cool! I get to hate this book even more!
this demonstrates exactly why the film “Fight Club” was superior to the book “Fight Club”.
David Fincher got it.
Chuck doesn’t apparently.
A while ago i read this theory that mom lalonde wrote wizardy herbert and posted it online, and rose read it and was a huge huge fan but she didn’t know her mom wrote it, and tHAT’S ADORABLE