Fuck is my favourite term of endearment.



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“I still am looking for a pretty quote to put here.”

Lynn - gryffindor - she/her - none gender with left female.



were Camilla and Charles actually lovers? like, incest and stuff? —Anonymous

mythandrists:

"I don’t know what you’re trying to say," she said icily.
"Sure you do," said Bunny. "Convenient as hell. Kinda classical, too. Those Greeks carried on with their brothers and sisters like nobody’s — whoops," he said, retrieving the whiskey glass which was about to fall off the arm of his chair. "Sure, it’s against the law and stuff," he said. "But what’s that to you. Break one, you might as well break ‘em all, eh?"
… To my utter, utter surprise, Camilla said tartly: “You mustn’t think I’m sleeping with my brother just because I won’t sleep with you.”

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michaelgayland:

*whispers* qp Camilla Macaulay and Francis Abernathy

moonbeamtea:

buttsauce-vakarian:

yesiamspock:

glam-n-gore:

dahmaan-faal-brom:

555man-made-god:

frustrated-father:

Commander Shepard is real

OMFG

OHEY LOUISA YOU’RE ON MY DASH :>

LOL OOPS…. Looks like someone found my Shep selfie and posted it on tumblr. vuv

GOD DAMMIT WOMAN HOW ARE U EVEN REAL OMG <3

I hope you go through drive-thrus like this

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

Some places to get nice and simple themes:

yoccu:

sunshine and rainbows

boneycircus:

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

I needed this just now.

sniffing:

glad i can always count on my parents to make me feel shittier when im already upset

cleromancy:

suggested party configurations in dragon age 2

glofii:

old doodle I found in my files

I guess It was supposed to be a soft grunge rose but I don’t know why cats

patronustrip:

For The First Time In Forever reprise (no instruments)

Dragon Age Keep Code giveaway!

dragonagenews:

Hey guys, I have ONE more code for the Dragon Age Keep Beta to give away. All you have to do is Reblog this with what your first Bioware game was! I will be randomly selecting a winner in THREE hours!

Dragon Age: Origins

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."
- from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything